TRACK 01
The Unflung Goose Moose Incipid Agiss-Eaters of Xorb ft. Raincoat
Spacehopper2
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The original 'The Left Horn has broken off my (Spacehopper)' recorded for UFG's
debut album 'Various Ways Of Spelling Malcolm'. This one is better. But not very much

TRACK 02
Zak
Untitled
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TRACK 03
Kid Crayola
Happy Beautiful
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Crayons eh? They're good. Especially if you like colourful poo.

TRACK 04
Chad
Air on a Portasound
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"Air on a portasound" is one of a selection of tracks I'm putting together
in a similar vein, for some kind of "EP" thing. The main synth riff is
played on a Yamaha portasound, using a sound derived from sampling my own
voice. (egotistical I know) It Also features a detuned guitar, some cheap
drum pads and an upside-down snare drum amongst other things. I wanted to
make something danceable with guitars that didn't sound evil like fatboy
slim.Please don't play this while puppies are around. I won't be held
responsible for the consequences. enjoy

TRACK 05
Has Plewis & Ash Verjee
Very Yellow
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"What a happy song..." said David Bellamy nonchalantly.

TRACK 06
Binster
Self Help
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"Relax. Put your feet up. Take your shoes off. Turn off the light. Close the curtains.
Shut your eyes. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. Shut out the outside world.
You are at complete ease. You are relaxed. You are QUICK, NAB HIS VIDEO!"

TRACK 07
Nervous Testpilot
Manitoba
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manitoba was inspired by my visit to canada.
it's a song about happiness and taking pleasure in
the simplest waveforms, despite the situation around you.

TRACK 08
Trademark
Lift
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An amalgamation of euphoric psuedo-synth-pop and a contented yet deadpan
double-vocal make up this first Trademark composition, which without doubt is currently
storming the clubs in Aiyer Naper.

TRACK 09
The Leeroys
Stolen Bicycles Ride Faster
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arrrghghghh

TRACK 10
The Unflung Goose Moose Incipid Agiss-Eaters of Xorb ft. Raincoat
Paul.J.Taylor Performs....
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Brought to you by the Paul.J.Taylor.
Fresh from his day job in a Saveloy factory...
Unflung Goose writes "Paul wrote this song on the
way to a recording session last summer. I wish it was better. "

TRACK 11
Kirmie
Finocchio
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Kirsten's track was influenced by JG Ballard, Tiga and Zyntherius, Suzanne
Romaine, Brian Cant, Milkybar Munchies, Hazell Dean, Pepsi Max, Trademark,
Rory Delap, The Why Bird, Cornelius, Andorra, The Adventure Game, Wim Wenders,
Miss Kittin, Gianfranco Bertolotti, University Challenge, Dawn featuring Tony
Orlando, SL2, Pedro Almodovar, Nik Kershaw, Mecca, Sampdoria, Unit 4 + 2,
Tokyo Ghetto Pussy, Ovaltine, the Willy Fogg theme tune and Winchester.
It was composed entirely on a Modplug scream tracker.

TRACK 12
Burnished Monkey
We are Everywhere
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Bred on the likes on Bon Jovi, Poison, Van Halen and Extreme,
Burnished Monkey have avoided all attempts to sound "nu".
"We are Everywhere" is a stomping, uplifting rocker about
breaking rules and having fun, complete with key changes and
widdly guitar solos! Rock hard, rock heavy, rock animal!

TRACK 13
A Scholar & A Physician
Theme to Stevetronic
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Can Stevetronic escape from the evil Oliptimus as they battle in space? Can he?
Will Stevetronic stop Oliptimus from releasing his evil army of Weapons Armoured
Nuclear Kids? Surely they'll destroy the world... or have they?
Remember : The power is in your hands!
(NB : A Scholar and A Physician sold separately)

TRACK 14
The Prophets

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Who the hell are the prophets?

TRACK 15
Nervousdistillationmark
- Crazy Hit Pop Volume One (Crazy edit) (edit)
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What happens if you cross Nervous Testpilot & Trademark...

TRACK 16
Ash
Stay with Me
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OOooooh. nice....

TRACK 17
Rich
Game over yeaaahh
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Hello!

TRACK 18
Potato Marketing Board
POTATO!!!
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Potato snacks are much better than those evil corn snacks such as tortilla
chips and Monster Munch. And rice too. Just remember that it was potatoes
that got you where you are now. Not pasta and ebly, okay?

TRACK 19
Trademark
Say it
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The second instalment in what has been officially subchristened
"The First Two Objectively Good Songs Ever Written," Trademark's Say It!
combines synthetic tones and voices in a child-like fashion and openly
encourages the use of offensive slang as a means for obviating the necessity
of political correctness. The coda is a beautiful requiem for the distant youth
of the middle-aged population with which they inevitably lose touch.
It is taken off a VHS that Trademark found in a disused cup board.