Welcome to the musical nativity created by the ASAP crew.
The sheep will be played by A Scholar and A Physician,
and the part of Jesus will be played by a sheep.

Track 1 A Scholar - The First Day Of Christmas

In order that you can sing along I have transcribed the lyrics:

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me An
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, splosh

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
CCCRRRRRRRRAAAAANKKKK

On the fouurth dddaaayyyyy.

[the sound of children laughing]
[the sound of a saucepan hitting my head]

 

Track 2 The Maelstroms Of Intelligentsia - In The Bleak Midwinter

Music: "Cranham," Gustav T. Holst, 1906

Words: Christina Rossetti 1872; she wrote these words in response to a request from the magazine Scribner's Monthly for a Christmas poem.

 

Track 3 The Unflung Goose Moose Incipid Agiss-Eaters of Xorb ft. Raincoat
- My Long Forgotten Sweetheart

A tale of woe and un-spoken feelinings.

 

Track 4 Rich - Killing under the Mistletoe

This track is about appreciating what you've got for Christmas. After all the last thing we want under the (freezing) crimbo tree is a (freezing) nazi shooting at us in the (freezing) cold.

 

Track 5 Jenny - Heightened Sense of Paranoia

Christmas is a time of giving and a time for stalking. Come on sisters, let's get 'em.

 

Track 6 Nervous Testpilot - TBC

TBC

 

Track 7 Fluffy Bob and his Trusty Finger Tips - Christmas Disco

We all love a good Christmas. And we all love Santa. We mustn't forget what the lord said. Cos whatever it was must 've been darn tootin'!

 

Track 8 Binster - Escape from the planet of the Robot Monsters at Christmas

There are times when the only seasonal message that will suffice is a three track medley of christmas tunes which ends with a horrible scream. This is one of those times. Many thanks to Santa Sadcock for the horrible scream.

 

Track 9 A Scholar - Seasonal Disorder

The words are these. I wrote and recorded the song in about 2 hours.

My circuits generate the tone| Of feelings empty and alone| Season of giving getting near| A sense of needing appears| Wrapped up in coat and hat| Winter always makes me feel like that| Oh-oh|| Wage war with electronic waves| Interdependencies are saved| Evenly distribute my love Disorder rains down from above| A gamble should I stick or twist?| Your love is on my Christmas list| Oh-oh

[A loud instrumental bit.]

 

Track 10 A Physician - Sleep

10..9...8...7...6....5....4....3....2...1... sleep. Now I want you to listen very carefully to this text. When you awake you are gonna have the urge to send more than 10 quid to me via paypal.
3..2...1 wakey wakey

 

Track 11 Kirmie - Angel

"Angel" is a new setting of the lyrics of the traditional Basque carol "The Angel Gabriel" (or "Gabriel's Message"). Performed and written by Kirmie and engineered by Rich. Its influences are infinite.