ARTISTS
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a scholar i am a computer - it is not so
bad - i am programmed day-to-day - it
does not make me mad - you can switch me
on and off - its not too hard a task -
and if you want a cup of tea - i'll pour
it from a flask
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a physician
(aka steve)
I'm not sure I
understand. So you have to leave out a
mince pie? And then what? You get
presents? Is it presents you get? Why all
the presents? Presents? But why? He must
really likes mince pies? I don't think I
like mince pies as much as that. Not
worth all that traveling. Although if I
had magic reindeer or a hover
board/Sincair C5 I think I could be
tempted. He must be a loon. So who
started this crazy idea off? Ah I see. It
was all done for love. But who could love
enough to want to start this tradition
off all around the world? Jesus, you say?
Why now I understand, for he must be the
only person who can truly love us all.
Jesus gave us the power of sweepable mid
ranges, for which we will forever be in
debt. Aaaah. Men. |
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mickey b verses
the big dan
i like my friends,cars
that
work,food,warmth,playing,diabalo,juggling,
talking,music,words,books,petrol pumps
where you can pay at the pump like in
tesco, clicking my own bones,writing,
banana flavoured things, mortal kombat II
on the megadrive, Shakespeare, sofas. i
dislike money, dogs,other people clicking
their bones, dogs, guns, nick names like
'fadge' or 'tenko', dogs, footballs.dogs.
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nervous
testpilot An
ongoing attempt to fuse bewildering
electronic sounds and uncomfortable
noises into recognisable shapes which
make children smile. The brainchild
of elusive international techno-gnome
Paul Taylor, whose world rekwowned
remixes of Trademark, the Eurythmics and
MC Hammer have wowed audiences across the
county. Paul is also part of the
new-wave-indie-culture-jamming-prog-beat-shoegazing-collective
"The
Unflunggoosemooseinsipidaegiseaterzofxorb
featuring Raincoat".
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john terry |
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rich |
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the st.
schildkrote children's choir
The St.
Schildkrote Children's Choir was formed
out of the ashes of Jefferson Starship.
Having spent three years making the noise
of an otter swimming in water, using
school percussion, for a 4schools music
program, they found themselves in a 6
album recording contract. And as you can guess, they had
a disco to celebrate. |
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jeffyc
hello im jef. i
am known mostly as a member. of the
awesome (prog) rock (band) combo .mecca. aswell as playing some things in
another band too. i have grade 5 flute,
grade 2 fortepiano and a merit at grade 8
classical guitar. like paul and oli and
stuart i like synths too, but much to my
chagrine i had to make my song completely
in software because i couldnt be arsed to
get out of bed. no knobs no fun. thats my
motto. if you like me or hate me or like
my song or hate my song or want to know
what software i used then let me know by
clicking here... email me!..
oh and merry christmas. xxx |
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loathsome
fucking christ
As always, METAL AS F**K! |
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binster
So damn ginger it's not
even funny. Also, likes to
'Track'. He's a 'Tracker'.
Banana flavour. Has been 'Tracking'
for a good few years. Hopes to
write Tubular Bells 2 in the near
future. Unless someone gets there
first. [Eyes Mike Oldfield
suspiciously]. |
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trademark
Trademark initially
consisted of Oli and Stu, who are cousins
and hence genetically related. This
explains their mutual love of
synthesizers and dislike of mayonaise.
Their main difference is that Stu doesn't
like restaurant peas and Oli isn't too
fussed either way. They made numourous
albums together in the early 90s, like
Registred and Industrial, which was all
very well and nice. However, by the time
of Obscure in 1998ish a Prog Rock purple
haze had descended upon the recording
sessions in the shape of Paul and by
1999s Audiologue he was a fully fledged
member. Paul likes synths too, and he
also likes mayonaise and reataurant peas.
Since then they have done a live gig at
the Truck festival in 2000 and a couple
of new songs, Focus and Free Recovery:
Await Rescue. Tight Leather Christmas is
the bands first adventure into Christmas
and debauchery. Goto www.trademark-online.co.uk to find out more... |
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emma |
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lunar resistance
--- treading
the line between art and the sounds of
nature ---
:: electrically balancing the variations
between real and unreal::
= hands up if we like the sound our
bodies make when unconscious =
... sleep well xx
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ash |
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merry kirstmas "Merry" (a pseudonym)
was born in Winchester but brought up by
pygmies in a mud hut in Papua New
Guinea. Despite this inauspicious
start, she managed to grow a full beard,
fourteen legs and a tail and get grade
8 clarinet (pass). A Mistress
of the Dark Arts by day, a taxidermist by
night, in her spare time
"Merry" enjoys the 80s, shaving
peaches, irritating bowels and listening
to Depeche Mode. "Merry's"
claims to fame are that she once
nearly tripped up Dave Lee Travis, and an
ability to say "good morning"
in Czech. All donations gratefully
received.
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jenny
jenny is. and
that's a lucky thing. having experimented
with various punctuation marks throughout
her life she has now settled with the
full stop. she has successfully
recovered from an unhealthy obsession
with semi colons and now leads an almost
recognisably normal lifestyle. currently
residing at home she has the support of
her friends and is making good progress
with her latest research concerning the
relationship between noses and
handwriting. she sometimes hopes to
present her completed thesis sometime. |
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